frist check!

Today I will take you on the glorious photo journey of: PAYDAY, bitches!

Photos:

Here we see Chase carefully prying open the envelope, reveling its hidden secrets.

Its secrets are so golden.

The envelope’s innards strewn about like the viscera of a gutted fish.

Various clerical duties.

Me queuing.

“I can’t believe they fell for that scam!”

Our triumphant escape in a moderately-priced compact sedan.